Guides sometimes encounter guests who interrupt the tour by loudly regaling anyone who will listen on some preferred topic. On Laetitia’s Munich tour today, a nerdy herpetologist began a discourse on reptilian hemipenes (twin male reproductive organs) as they passed the twin steeples of the Frauenkirche.
Frauenkirche’s known for twin blunt spires
And diverse are the thoughts it inspires
Though one hardly bargains
For reptile male organs;
A topic of which one soon tires.