Laetitia led a tour group on a river cruise on the Beautiful Blue Danube. Anyone who has seen the Danube knows that there is nothing very blue about it, leading Laetitia to wonder if the term referred to some of the cruising passengers, as in Blue Bleezin’ Blind Drunk.
If you see it you’ll know it is true
That the Danube is not really blue.
Maybe some who peruse
It while they’re on a cruise
Do so after way too much brew.