Day 905: Hawking 3

Laetitia continues a series of limericks about Stephen Hawking. For one who truly loves research, life in academia is fraught with distractions that often leave little time for it.  One of the few bright sides of Hawking’s debilitating condition is that he can spend full time on what he likes.

On the bright side, an ailment systemic
Says Hawking, who’s an academic
Absolves one of lectures
And boring conjectures
In committees, those prof banes endemic.