Since she would be returning to Hibernia as soon as the person she temporarily replaced rejoined the research station staff, Laetitia decided it was time to reconnect with her friends in Hibernia. She met several of them at a Hibernia pub. A topic of conversation was Lady Gaga and her “vomit as art” and “inflatable phallus” performances. The conversation spawned two limericks. Here is the first.
While the Scottish are prone to like curling,
Those Irish who much prefer hurling
Can rejoice and take heart
For soon ‘twill be art
For which Brits will pay Gaga pound sterling.