This is the eighth verse of The Ballad of May West.

She said when she was being chummy
With comic, Edgar Bergan’s, dummy,
Charlie is “all wood and a yard long.”
She starred in films with Carey Grant
A feat that made her rivals pant
And wowed the crowds with many a risqué song.

This is the sixth verse of The Ballad of May West.

Said she who started as vaudevillian
“This evening I feel like a million” ¹
And followed it with “But one at a time.”
And climbed the ladder of success
“Wrong by wrong” in gaudy dress
The crowds all thought her humor was sublime.

1.Note: This is a slight misquote.  She actually said, “I feel like a million tonight.”